- If you kiss an electric blanket you only get fuzz in your mouth.
- Two years, eleven months, two days, an hour and a half.
- It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
- Coffee is for grownups.
- The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.
- Loseabago
- Jan and I have an agreement about haircuts. She gets to decide how her hair is cut, and she gets to decide how my hair is cut.
- well, well, well... (pause) three holes in the ground.
- Did I say that? Well, I lied.
- This sentence is in German when nobody is looking.
- To make a decision, look in the mirror. Pick the one that produces the biggest grin.
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- Life is hard, and then you die.
- Phil, try not to sing.
- The only thing worse that generalizing from a sample space of one is generalizing from a sample space of zero
- Bad day with your stick, eh? I hear that about you....
- Did I say that? Well, I lied.
- [your name]@#$%&! (in response to allowing an unharassed shot while Phil was goaltending)
- me: "hey, can you blow up your car-i mean blow up a picture of your car?" phil: "what? you want me to blow up my car?"
- YAILWAD (Yet another interpreted language without a debugger)
- Who else owes me a million dollars? Jim Clark, Michael Toy, Kipp Hickman... I own half of Netscape!
- I called the ball and the pocket. How it got there ...
- You are one sick puppy.
- Oh, Phil! (Said by Jan when Phil was acting silly)
- "TOFBG" (The Old Fat Bald Guy)
- Each of us thinks we're the lucky one.
- How many hands am I holding up?
- I consider it "bad" but not incorrect. (I suppose as the perpetrator I have to claim that it is not incorrect.)
- At least one of us is seriously confused.
- Huh? What we have here is a failure to communicate. It could be I just don't understand your words.
- OK, I'll byte.
- Not through the middle!! (yelled at you when you cleared the puck in fron of Phil while he was in goal)
- Play with the ball Phil! (he would yell at himself in hockey sometimes)
- Which word didn't you understand?
- This kind of rotor is known as a squirrel-cage rotor because the way it's wound is like a bird cage.